Breaking Boy News is an edited aggregator for boy news. That means the news you read here are real, collected from various sources on the internet. (Every post ends with a link to the source.) To make the stories a bit tastier, we have illustrated them with suitable photos.
Breaking Boy News is also a newspaper, printed in the same press as some of Berlin’s most read daily newspapers. But only in 1,000 copies – you can order one here.
Who would want to read news that only feature boys?
Well, who wouldn’t!
Let’s face it: Boys already make up a good part of what we call “breaking news”. Boys rob and steal, they harass, they rape, and they sometimes even murder. They do silly stuff too, like climbing up on railway engines, drinking too much alcohol and “borrowing” their dad’s car despite they’re not quite 14.
But boys also generate many of the “good news” headlines. Boys are there to save the day when a cat is stuck up a tree. They climb mountain tops and they help out when people are in need. In short, boys are our everyday heroes.
Boys do all the crazy stuff that we learn not to do as we grow older. We may pity the boys or we may reproach them, but at the same time we can’t help but love them. Because in our hearts we know that we are them. Yes, boys are the essence of humanity. When we read about them, we read about ourselves.
Breaking Boy News is edited in order not to include any news where the boy himself is the victim.
Enjoy your new daily paper – it’s Breaking Boy News!